Outside the rink after skate…
Me: “There goes the Tinman” as his windowless van drove off into the distance.
Unnamed source: “Brian’s a great guy, really funny. Him and the Silver Surfer too.”
Me: “Who’s the Silver Surfer?”
Unnamed source: “You know the guy that always smells like weed.”
Me: *laughing* “who?”
Unnamed source: “the junk man…the one with the surf board.”
Me: “the Maestro?”
Unnamed source: “yeah, that’s him!”
To the Junk Man!